The cheapest serious longevity food in the store: one tin brings EPA and DHA, vitamin D and CoQ10 together.

A tin of sardines is the least glamorous and most efficient longevity purchase in the store. Oily fish is the main dietary source of the long-chain omega-3s EPA and DHA, whose role in human health has been reviewed at length (Pharmacological Research, 1999), and eating fish regularly is the practical route to them — research on fish intake and omega-3 status makes that plain.
Sardines are among the better food sources of CoQ10, and laboratory analysis of CoQ10 in foods supports that. Oily fish is also one of the few real dietary sources of vitamin D, which matters most in winter, when skin synthesis falls off — research on what determines vitamin D status in healthy adults speaks to the same gap. Because sardines are small and short-lived, they carry less accumulated mercury than large predatory fish. This is good food, not a substitute for medical care.
The tin is the point, and everything else is there to make it easy to eat. Sardines packed in olive oil arrive already dressed in the fat that suits them, and the oil in the tin is worth spooning onto the toast rather than pouring away. Thick sourdough, toasted hard, gives the fish something to sit on that will not collapse under it. The acid does the rest of the work: lemon juice and zest, capers and raw red onion cut the oiliness that puts people off tinned fish, and parsley keeps it tasting fresh. That combination is why this becomes a habit instead of a resolution.

Read the tin before you buy it: sardines packed in olive oil are worth the extra coin over soybean or vegetable oil, and the sodium varies enough between brands that it is worth checking if blood pressure is on your mind. Buy several tins at once, since they keep for a long time and cost little. Toast the bread until it is genuinely crisp, and eat it straight away, while the toast is still hot and the fish still cool.
Calculated for one serving from USDA FoodData Central values for the ingredients above. An estimate, not a lab analysis.
How this was calculated. Each ingredient was converted to grams, matched to a food in USDA FoodData Central (SR Legacy, April 2018), summed, and divided by 2 servings. Cooking losses, draining and the real size of a handful all move these numbers, so treat them as a good estimate rather than a measurement. Added sugars count honey, maple syrup and table sugar only; sugar from whole fruit is not an added sugar.
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